Hometown: Saugerties, NY
Education: B.A. in Theatre Arts at SUNY New Paltz
Who do you play in Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: I play the director.
Describe your character in three words: Over-seeing collaborative comedian?
Tell us about Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails: It’s "Miss Congeniality" meets "Best in Show". In so many words.
Describe Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails in three words: Zany mockumentary comedy.
What beauty pageant would you win?: Mr. Human-Cartoon
What pageant portion are you most likely to dominate?: Talent… duh.
Which company member is most likely to lie, cheat, or steal their way to glory?: I’m going to say Matthew solely because he and I steal references from "Family Guy" constantly.
Most likely to commit a beauty fail?: Michael. And maybe me too.
Most likely to be involved in a scandal?: Jay and Samantha – fitting, I know.
Most likely to win Miss Congeniality?: Victoria. Not even cutting her own finger off would stop her from being humble and dedicated.
Most likely to be a future stage parent?: Alexis.
Most likely to host a beauty pageant?: Jay, in fact, I’m almost certain he has. (See his answer for further details)
Most likely to have a showmance: Ha. I won’t rule out anyone that’s single…
Who's the most offensive?: Me, but I try to spread it around equally.
Most ruthless?: This is a tough question that always seems to carry a negative connotation and I want to preface this answer by saying that this is meant complimentary, that I think Kate and Ian have been ruthlessly professional since day one.
Best pageant cry?: Julia. I asked her if she could cry in rehearsal once, and without time or effort – bam.
Sash, bouquet, or tiara?: ….uhhh, na.
What is your favorite moment of Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: When Brian spanks himself.
What is the most rewarding part about being a member of Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: That’s easy. Working with a group of the most talented committed and professional actors that any director could ask for.
Why should we come see Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: You should see Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails because this is one of those rare groups of actors and designers that, when put together, make miracles happen.
